Sat 31 Mar 2007
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money. – Jewish Proverb
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men. – Charles Caleb Colton
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. – Sir Richard Burton
I rob banks because that’s where the money is. -Willie Sutton.
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. -Joseph Addison
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.-Clinton Jones
There are three ways of losing money: Racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain- Lord Emherst
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”- Brendon Francis
I‘ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.” -Henry Youngman
Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.”-Edmund Stockdale
April 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I liked the Brendon Francis quote.
April 1st, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I could have said at least some of those…
I think I’m most like Errol Flynn, sadly.
A great site!!!
April 1st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Hey Robin, great quotes! I really like your week-end funny quotes mate! 🙂
This one is my favorite hehe: The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
haha
April 1st, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Thanks guys for your comments.
Sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less… is my favourite too Jon, he he he.
April 2nd, 2007 at 6:56 am
yeah I say that to my girlfriend sometimes (just to kid a little): “free sex is more expensive than paid sex, and that diner at the restaurant sure was expensive”! lol
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:19 am
And what about the jewelery shop downtown Jon, make me wish I didn’t have credit cards, ha ha ha ha.
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
Well when it comes to ‘sex for money’ and ‘sex for free’, I’d rather go for ‘money for sex’….. hahaa… how about that?
April 2nd, 2007 at 11:59 am
Good on you Zakman.
Cheers.
April 6th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Great quotes!
April 6th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Thank you James for your visit and comment.
Cheers and take care.