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Money isn’t everything…but it ranks right up there with oxygen”. – Rita Davenport

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money”. – Albert Camus

Poverty is a blessing hated by all men”. – Italian Proverb
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If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank”. – Woody Allen

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.”- John Nelson.

I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it.” Jenny Marx

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially legal tender.” Kay Ingram

Asking a blogger what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs” Lamp Post (not a Money Quote…just for laughs).

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money111.jpgYou can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money. – Jewish Proverb

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men. – Charles Caleb Colton

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. – Sir Richard Burton

I rob banks because that’s where the money is. -Willie Sutton.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. -Joseph Addison

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.-Clinton Jones

There are three ways of losing money: Racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain- Lord Emherst

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”- Brendon Francis

I‘ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.” -Henry Youngman

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.”-Edmund Stockdale

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funnymoney1.jpgWith money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too. – Jewish Proverb.

I‘d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. – Pablo Picasso.

Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop. – Unknown.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. – Woody Allen.

If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. – Benjamin Franklin.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. – Peter Ustinov.

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly. – George Raft.

One of the strange things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones that never have it. – Finley Peter Dunn.

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. – Keith Davis.

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben.

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. – Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. – Oscar Wilde

Rich or poor, it’s good to have money. – Sid Lance

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Frank Hubbard

In God we trust, all others must pay cash – American Proverb

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