Sat 24 Apr 2010
Sensible Financial Planning Can Get You Best Of Both Worlds
Posted by Robin Bal under Humor , Lighter Side , Offbeat1 Comment
Sat 24 Apr 2010
Thu 15 Apr 2010
Thu 8 Apr 2010
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East Assignment.
A friend asked. “why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained.
When I got posted in Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sale pitch as Coca Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through three posters.
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand….totally exhausted and fainted.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola….
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed…..
And then these posters were executed all over the places…”Then that should have worked!” Said the friend.
“The hell it should have!?” Said the salesman. “Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”.
Fri 2 Apr 2010
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Fri 12 Feb 2010
YOU DO THE MATH!
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather:
Leasing
On the other hand, Tiger Wood’s hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4000 per night.
This is Kristen:
Thu 11 Feb 2010
Tue 26 Jan 2010