Sat 7 Apr 2007
“Money isn’t everything…but it ranks right up there with oxygen”. – Rita Davenport
“It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money”. – Albert Camus
“Poverty is a blessing hated by all men”. – Italian Proverb
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“If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank”. – Woody Allen
“More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.”- John Nelson.
“I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it.” Jenny Marx
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially legal tender.” Kay Ingram
“Asking a blogger what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs” Lamp Post (not a Money Quote…just for laughs).
“When running out of amusing quotes, ask readers to contribute and offer a free link back”. Robin Bal (Old Chinese saying)
April 9th, 2007 at 6:36 am
hey Rob!
Thanks man! It sure helps to get a dose of humor — especially about money — and look at the lighter side of life … and relax.
Sure I got some quotes for fortunewatch.com. Let me start off with mine first (original Zakman quote .. haha) :
A man can never have enough of socks, women and cigarette ligters. Did I forget money?
— Zakman, San Jose, California, 1992
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
— J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’
— Lord Barnett
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.
— Rita Rudner
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
— Dorothy Parker
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
— Errol Flynn
Money can’t buy happiness; but POVERTY can’t buy ANYTHING.
— Anonymous.
And my free link back? (No joke here… lol)
Ciao!
April 9th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Thanks a lot Zakman, I really appreciate this mate. And yes you are linked to FortuneWatch now as I had promised.
Cheers and take care buddy.